I'm Mikey

rlmjob:

Even when I’m not horny I’m still pretty horny

first time playing cod in like a year last night

going shot for shot with my friends on a jack bottle

and i destroyed them in every game of one in the chamber

brand new underwear and socks

make me feel like a new man

when she doesnt expect you to fuck like a porn star

and kiss like a lover

56 DAYS UNTIL BREAKING BAD RETURNS

i need that game so bad

kanyezest:

girls need to understand not one guy cares when they’re complaining about something retarded. no guy on earth cares. unless he tryna get in between your thighs, he’ll try be that nigga who lends a shoulder to cry on and while ya crying he’ll unhook your bra

i will never have as much as i do googling angry old men

its 2013

and xbox is still using batteries for their controllers…

stphnvg:

butts 

This Is The End was so fucking good

i am so fucking pumped for smash bros

Shit like that doesn’t go unnoticed…
It will never stop either because they don’t try to prove people wrong